Adam Selzer: Song Lyrics

(lyrics by album)

After it Rains
Always Keep a Diamond In Your Shoe
An Intellectual Country Song About Joan Baez

Barbara Allen's Grave
Bells of St. Julian's (Criminal's Good-Night)

The Big Bad Retail Wasteland
But Not the Songs
Carboard Box

The Cold Air
Crime of the Century
Crooked Houses (of Armitage Avenue)
The Death Of Me Yet
The Dragoncon Gospel Song
Don't Forget Your Hat, Justine
Doorbell Ditching at the Pearly Gates
Dread
Ebenezer Walked
Eighty-sixth Floor Homesick Blues

Friday Avenue (Matt's E-mail Lament)
Hobo Porn Theme
How Mark Got His Sanity Back
Human After All
I Don't Believe in Summer
I Will Be Your Human Cannonball
I Thought She Was a Goth
I Used To Be Cooler Than That Guy
If I Loved You

La Boheme on the Radio
Let The Toast Pass
Long Way Home
Lucy Loves Lincoln
Lullaby in 12 Nursery Rhymes
The MTV
Mr. Star Wars Theme Song

The Mysterious Midnight Accordionist
New York Rain
The Nights Are So Long
The October Waltz
Once More Before I Go
One Last Short Poem
One Man's Poetry (Is Another Man's Poison)
Polly Vaughn Dreams of England

Punk Rock Tango Girl
Pushing Cheerleaders Down the Stairs
The Radio is Haunted

Satan's Parents' Basement

Sixty-Six

Smoke (and Other Halloween Decorations)
Snowflakes In Your Hair
Stormy Season
Til the Novelty Wears Off
Train Song (Amazing Grace)

Uncle Herbert's Extra-Rowdy Funeral
Valentine's Day

Wake Up, September
The Way Out of Here
When Kevin Comes Marching Home

Where the Sagebrush Grows
Winter
Your Neighborhood Gives me the Creeps