As a kid, I spent a LOT of time wondering what "P.U." stood for - the best guess I came up with was "petrified uchhh!"
In 1987, at the age of either 6 or 7, I produced my first major work on the subject, The P.U. Book. Critics dismissed it
as "little more than a laundry list of things that smell bad, and a grossly imcomplete one, at that." So sales were very poor, but here it is, for your perusal. For the record, Eli is my brother. He lives in L.A. with his wife now. Still smells, though.
Copyright 1987 by Adam Selzer, all rights reserved.