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"Heavy Metal Vomit Christmas Party" by the Back Row Hooligans (right click to save).
Out of the black night, with horrible vengeance, The Back Row Hooligans play kids music for really well-adjusted kids. Their first album is called Killin Folks and Breakin' Stuff.
Christmas with the family, my wife and kids are here
the fire is warm, oh what more could I want?
but there's something missing, I'm tugging at the strings
of my sweater, which has reindeer on the front
they're fuzzy in their splendor, but don't bring back the glow
that christmas with my family brought me all those years ago
so can we have a heavy metal vomit christmas party please?
if no one pukes, it doesn't feel like christmas time to me
You'd better not cry, you'd better not pout - I'm getting my Dokken tapes back out
let's get a mosh pit going all around the christmas tree
Every year my cousins would dub each other's tapes
as we played them on my grandma's stereo
we'd beat up on my brother, and act like youth gone wild
burning things, and making demons in the snow
One year cousin Larry bashed my skull into the wall
I'm bleeding in the shots of me with santa at the mall
oh can we have a heavy metal vomit christmas party please
the smell of vodka makes it feel like christmas time to me
when the grown-up table began to pray, the kids table rocked the night away
shouting at the devil all around the christmas tree
Oh, we were FUN at the christmas pageant.
My cousin gladys, who was the angel of the lord, threw horns while my cousins,
who were the wise men set fire to the manger and chanted "true norwegian black metal!"
We're not welcome at church anymore, but the memories last a lifetime.
I want to share that with my kids, honey!
I believe we need a heavy metal vomit christmas party please
I want my kids to know what what feels like christmas time to me
heedless of the wind and weather, let's all shout "no life til leather!"
I sold my soul for rock and roll around the christmas tree
Hey, let's sing some of my favorite Christmas songs!
Like, "Glumpy the Elf Who Sawed His Leg Off."
Or "Megadeth is Coming to Town." Or "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" -
with the ORIGINAL lyrics that Judy Garland thought were too depressing and
mean-spirited! Gosh! I love Christmas!
sugarplum fairies wear boots
(c) 2011 by Adam Selzer, ASCAP