The Latest Triumph of Spatula City (where they sell spatulas at a fraction of retail!)

There's an ad down at the bus stop - it shows a guy cooking out on the grill, happily holding up a spatula. The text above it says "Right now, John is battling HIV."

Now, I know there's nothing funny about HIV treatment, but I can't help but think the same thing every time I see it:

"He's fighting HIV with a spatula?"

Seriously. are we to believe that he's brandishing the spatula not as a useful kitchen utensil, but as a weapon against the the virus? Are the words coming from his mouth not "hey, dude, I'm flipping the burgers now," but "take that, ye virus! For this is no ordinary spatula, but the Ancient Spatula of Aragorn! Feel the smack! Feel it!"?

Spatulas - is there anything they can't do?

No comments:

Adam's New Book: Sept 2013